Snoop on his previous job at McDonald’s
Snoop: You’re lucky I used to work at McDonald’s. I know how to do this.
MS: I bet you didn’t have to do any baking at McDonald’s.
Snoop: Yeah I did.
MS: What did you bake.
Snoop: Egg McMuffins.

Snoop and Martha’s rap
MS: Can’t you rap while we’re doing this? Tell me what you’re doing in rap.
Snoop: Trying to make some brownies but we missing the most important part of the brownies…
MS: Which is, which is…
Snoop: No sticks, no seeds, no stems…
MS: He wants green brownies.
Snoop: Greener the better.
MS: I want you to sing.
Snoop: Mixing flour, just like this, this will taste good…
MS: Especially if it’s green. Especially if it’s green…but that wasn’t my idea!

Snoop confused by the color of vanilla
MS: Now you add your one and a ∏ teaspoons of vanilla.
Snoop: Vanilla is burgundy?
MS: Brown, yeah.
Snoop: Why do they call it vanilla if it’s burgundy?
MS: Vanilla doesn’t mean white. It’s the flavor.
Snoop: I’m confused.

Martha on Snoop’s request to make ‘green brownies’
MS: You wanted us to make green colored brownies. How come?
Snoop: Green is environmental.
MS: Green sprinkles on chocolate…real environmental.
Snoop. I mean it just looks like Christmas. Green reminds me of the trees.

Snoop on his holiday plans
MS: What are you doing for the holidays?
Snoop: Actually I’m going to Hawaii.
MS: Lucky you! Where?
Snoop: Maui-waui.
MS: Is that rap talk or baby talk? Sounds like baby talk to me.
Snoop: That’s Snoop talk.

Snoop on his role at Priority Records
MS: You’ve been named creative chairman at Priority Records. What do you do for that? Is that your record company?
Snoop: Yes.
MS: So you named yourself the chairman?
Snoop: I had to do it. I mean, I wanted to be the boss.
MS: Will you do my record when I make one?
Snoop: I’d love too.

Snoop on his ‘man cave’
MS: You have a man cave. What does that mean?
Snoop: It’s a room that women aren’t allowed in.
MS: Who cleans it.
Snoop: Women.
MS: I have a woman cave. I only have one 50 inch TV in it, but I have seven sewing machines.
Snoop: That’s beautiful!

Snoop on his dark sunglasses
MS: Are you sure you can see with those dark glasses?…Do you see better with them?
Snoop: I see better without them.
MS: So what is it? The effect?
Snoop: I like having the shade so I can get my HD, my high definition on.
MS: Whatever?

Martha on freestyle rap
MS: Don’t you have those contests?
Snoop: Yeah, the freestyle.
MS: Yes! Freestyle – it’s fantastic. You have to have a loose tongue and a fast brain.
Snoop: Yes, you do.
MS: Are you one of the first rappers?
Snoop: I’m not one of the first, I’m just one of the pioneers.
MS: One of the best.